What season begins with a thud?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

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Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What animal scores the most in basketball?