What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How long will dinner be?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
When do flowers get their workout in?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
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