What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
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