Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?