What does one piece of bread say to the other?
You are my butter half.
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What table can you never sit at?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
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