Why can't you trust a pig?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What sport can waiters play really well?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.