Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What did one firefly say to the other?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?