Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What does the sun drink out of?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?