Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?