What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do teachers do during summer break?