What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?