Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why did the goal post get angry?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

How do you talk to a giant?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

How long do chickens work?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?