What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What sport is always getting in trouble?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?