What do sprinters eat before a race?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call a sad latte?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?