It's allergy season again?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call a handsome runner?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?