What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What bird is losing its hair?