Why do people always trip on September 22?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

It's allergy season again?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

What's the world's weakest animal?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What does a lion call an antelope?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?