Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why are fish such good architects?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?