What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why are winter days great?

What game do both humans and birds play in school?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?