What do bees say in the summer?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What words make the best athletes?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?