What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

How do scientists grow fruit?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?