What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

How long do chickens work?

What fish sings the best?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What's a doll's favorite car?

Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?