What bird is always sad?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why are trees always so positive?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Where does the president keep his razor?