Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
How did the toad die?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
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