Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do cats wear to work?
Which president loved to take baths?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Who invented fractions?
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