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What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What do cats wear to work?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

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What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?