What's red and smells like blue paint?

What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?