Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the beaver say to the tree?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?