Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What did summer say to spring?

Why are turtles so shy?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's the most determined bird?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why was the cat so small?