What do you call a Zen egg?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Which state is the cleanest?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What animal scores the most in basketball?