What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why is summer always sad?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?