What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Where do milkshakes come from?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?