Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What look-and-find book do wolves love?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?