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What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

How is life like toilet paper?

What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?