What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What's the most masculine animal?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What's a watch's eldest relative?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Where do mermaids see movies?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How is cat food sold?
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