What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a fly without wings?
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