What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?