What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Where does breakfast live?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What are the strongest days of the week?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?