Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the bee sad?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What food is a man's best friend?