Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?