What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?