Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How much money does a skunk have?