Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Where do superheroes blend right in?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?