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What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

How does a squid go into battle?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

Why are trees so good at interior design?