Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why do rhinos charge?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?