What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What did the baby bull grow up to be?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Which big cat never tells the truth?