Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
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