What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What color are all the books in the library?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?