What do cats wear to work?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Where do stars go to college?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What's a doll's favorite car?

What animal always goes to heaven?