What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?