What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What is the color of the wind?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?