What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which animal will never go bald?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why do bees buzz?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
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