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Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

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