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What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

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