What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Which dance will a chicken not do?