Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do fish live in salt water?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

Why do sewers make terrible runners?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?