What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How did the tree get lost?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
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