Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What type of fishing are dogs best at?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

How do you get to Tooth Island?