Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?