What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

How do you get kids to do something?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?