What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

How do bunnies stay fit?