What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What condiment has wings?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

How are mountains able to see?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?