What do little fish love to play with?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What kind of bird can write?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

How can you farm during the winter?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?