Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do you arrest a pig?
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