Which dog dreams of being a matador?
A bulldog.
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
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