Where do mice leave their boats?

What is a cow's dream job?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Where does food go to take a nap?

What's the politest month?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do fairies always drink?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?