Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?