What do you call a belt made of clocks?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?