Why did the frog starve?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?