What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's a henway?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

How are teens like cats?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?