What's the difference between cats and dogs?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What does a panda ghost say?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What stories are told by basketball players?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do you call a Zen egg?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?