Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Where do stars go to college?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?