Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
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