What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?