What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

How do fleas travel?