What is a bird's favorite ballet?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why are puppies so flexible?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?