Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's a henway?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

How do automobiles fly?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?