What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
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