What was the first animal in space?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

Why is a computer so smart?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why was the broom late for school?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?