What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?