What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
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