What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What animal loves Indian food?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
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