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What animal is always ready to protect people?

Where would you find an elephant?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

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What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

How do fireflies start a race?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?