What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
How do chickens leave the highway?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
How do you get straight A's?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
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