Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why do cats love to work?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?