What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
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