Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What car can't keep a secret?
I like telling Dad jokes.
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