What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What table can you never sit at?