What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?