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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Which computer won the talent show?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

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What insect runs away from everything?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Who invented fractions?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?