Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What does an evil hen lay?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?