Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?