Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What's a sled dog's favorite snack?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?