Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

How did the vampire start his letter?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What do you call an old snowman?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do you call a smelly horse?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?