Where do German dogs sleep?

What do rich squirrels eat?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why do math teachers love March?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Which family member has tusks?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?