What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Where does water do all its banking?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

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