What do you call stolen cheese?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?