What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?