Why did the tomato turn red?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

How do fall and winter say hello?

What did the stair machines call each other?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What stories are told by basketball players?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?