Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

Why did spring break up with winter?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call an old snowman?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What did the sickly elevator say?