Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What tea do footballers drink?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?