What sport can waiters play really well?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?