Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

Where do colds go on vacation?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What do you call a fly without wings?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?