How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What's the world's weakest animal?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

If you need help building an ark..

How does a cow do math?

Families are like fudge.

Why can you never find the number nine?