Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What boat is great at getting a deal?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?