What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
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Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Where do polar bears vote?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a pig thief?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
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