What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?