What do you call a thieving alligator?
A crookodile.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1Ā®?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
Which animals make the best football players?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
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