What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why was the horse so happy?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which fly makes films?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What's the most determined bird?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?