What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Where do cows go on vacation?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What bee is good for your health?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the cloud date the fog?