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What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Where do stars go to college?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?