Coffee has a rough time in our household.

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?