Where do burgers like to dance?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Families are like fudge.

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?