What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Why do some people love eating snails?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?