What do you call a flying police officer?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do cows go for lunch?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why do rhinos charge?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?