What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?