What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which elf is the best singer?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What fish only swims at night?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?