Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Whitney Houston.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What nationality are most fish?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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