Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Which singer could always break a five?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

What's the most masculine animal?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do little monsters call their mother?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did summer say to spring?

Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?

How do fleas travel?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?