What do elves learn in school?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why is money so stubborn?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?