What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why was the bee sad?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the most masculine animal?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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