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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

How do you get kids to do something?

What season begins with a thud?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?