What did the school bully have for lunch?
A knuckle sandwich.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
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