Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

Where does laundry go to college?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

What is a mom's favorite game?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?