What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is another name for a cow?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Families are like fudge.
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