What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Where would you put an injured insect?

I broke my finger!

Which insect makes the best father?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?