What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?