What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What car can't keep a secret?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What do you call a short cow?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Where do actors go to pray?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?