What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fsh.
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How is life like toilet paper?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What is a table you can eat?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
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