What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Why did the fish blush?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the barber win the race?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.