Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What superpower do all middle children have?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the loudest sport?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Where do cows go for lunch?
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