How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How do you get kids to do something?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why don't fish play basketball?

How does a squid go into battle?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?