What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What name sounds like the past tense?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?