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What tea do footballers drink?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What sound does a witch's car make?

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What is sand's favorite movie?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

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What kind of dog chases anything red?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

Where do hands go on vacation?