What did the salad say to its dad?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What instrument did the door play in the band?