Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Who do camels find most inspiring?