Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
To get some more ribs.
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What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What day is your mom always right?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do vampires always look sick?
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Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
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