Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?