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What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

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What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

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Why do rhinos charge?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

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