How does a taco bless the table?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?