What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why was the dog overweight?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?