What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What shape is bad at driving?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
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