What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
What do nosey peppers do?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What words make the best athletes?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
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