What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What dog wears contact lenses?
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