Why do some people love eating snails?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What dog wears contact lenses?