What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Push it down a hill.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do basketball players order at Denny's®?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the cat start laughing?
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